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Pub: Utica OD October 1, 2020 Unpublished
Hometown: Utica, NY Writes: Lefty/Southpaw
Tags: COVID · Democracy · GOTV · Upstate

NEW YORK NIGHTS

Pub: Utica OD October 1, 2020 Unpublished
Hometown: Utica, NY Writes: Lefty/Southpaw
Tags: COVID · Democracy · GOTV · Upstate

NEW YORK NIGHTS

We have a few questions for the goofs who recently swiped our and others’ Joe Biden yard signs. First of all, do you really think that stealing Biden signs from Utica residences is going to deliver New York State to your hero? Second, why would you even want to help a lying grifter who spent $70,000 on his hair and wrote it off, while paying $0 in taxes for ten years? Did you watch the debate? Is this maniac really the guy you want representing your country to the world for another four years? Lastly, what has happened over the last four years that makes you think Donald J. Trump and his Republican henchmen care one little whit about you, or any of us? Spoiler alert…they don’t! Their COVID-19 response should tell you they don’t even care if we live or die. Unless you are true billionaires who have no need of health care, and we have a hunch you’re not, we recommend that you abandon Trump, Tenney and your disgraceful Republican “leaders.” Go and vote for Joe Biden, Anthony Brindisi and for other Democrats on November 3. And please return our sign!

— Jeff and Joan Ganeles, Utica, NY
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