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Supreme power

Pub: NY Daily News December 28, 2023 Published Wait: 2 Days
Hometown: Utica, NY Writes: Lefty/Southpaw
Tags: SCOTUS

Like we did at the end of the OJ trial, Americans are holding our breath, waiting to see if SCOTUS rules that Donald J. Trump had absolute immunity from prosecution for any actions he took while inhabiting the office of president. This seems to us like a “win-win” situation! If they vote “no”, Trump must go through the justice system, where the overwhelming volume of evidence is likely to convict him. But, if SCOTUS votes for presidential immunity, our current President Joe Biden can immediately have Trump and his hench(wo)men arrested and imprisoned in the Arctic, maybe in cells right next to Alexei Navalny. After all, we can only have one absolutely immune president at a time. Ahhhh, karma!

— Jeff and Joan Ganeles, Utica, NY
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