Trump will think of some excuse
Between JD Vance’s daily embarrassments and Donald J. Trump’s utterly unfathomable piece of performance art before the National Association of Black Journalists, we no longer believe that Trump/Vance will be the Republican ticket for 2024. After all, Trump already has his immunity deal from his corrupt Supreme Court and he has his money from all the poor suckers who thought they were contributing to his campaign.
Most of all, however, he knows that he is about to lose to a woman…and a woman of color, at that. So we expect him to say that, even though all the polls have him winning bigly, he has to pull out of the race because of some bogus, spurious reason. We don’t know, maybe he’ll claim his bone spurs are acting up. It doesn’t really matter, as long as Kamala Harris is sworn in as America’s next president on Jan. 20, 2025.
| Year | Letters | Published | Avg. | Avg. Wait Time (Days) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 3.0 |
| 2011 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 5.0 |
| 2012 | 2 | 2 | 1.000 | 5.5 |
| 2013 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 2.0 |
| 2016 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 3.0 |
| 2017 | 8 | 7 | .875 | 5.9 |
| 2018 | 8 | 7 | .875 | 5.1 |
| 2019 | 12 | 11 | .917 | 5.5 |
| 2020 | 16 | 10 | .625 | 7.1 |
| 2021 | 13 | 10 | .769 | 4.3 |
| 2022 | 13 | 11 | .846 | 2.0 |
| 2023 | 13 | 12 | .923 | 2.5 |
| 2024 | 26 | 13 | .500 | 3.4 |
| 2025 | 48 | 31 | .646 | 3.5 |
| 2026 | 47 | 26 | .553 | 4.3 |
| Career | 210 | 144 | .686 | 4.1 |
3 more needed for induction.