Education? We Don't Need No Steenking Education!
NEW YORK NIGHTS
So President Donald J. Trump is finalizing his plan to dismantle the Department of Education! Well, he told us all he would. But why eliminate only the department? Why not just ban schools, colleges and universities altogether? After all, educating the American people can only be bad for him and for his ongoing plans for American Autocracy. Trump loves the uneducated, as he has so often told us. He might as well sell red hats saying, “MAKE AMERICA ILLITERATE AGAIN!” Not only that, but there would be no more of Trump’s alleged gender change operations in school nurses’ offices, done behind parents’ backs. Who needs schools? You know, some of those colleges and universities are pretty good looking buildings and would make great hotels or gambling casinos! Of course, the ones near water can go directly to Jared for “development”. How does “THE TRUMP HOTEL AND GAMBLING MECCA AT WEST POINT” sound?
America, this is the Darwin Award winner that now has the keys to our nuclear codes, most likely installed into office by way of voter suppression, SCOTUS, Putin and Musk! Heckuva job, folks.
| Year | Letters | Published | Avg. | Avg. Wait Time (Days) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 3.0 |
| 2011 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 5.0 |
| 2012 | 2 | 2 | 1.000 | 5.5 |
| 2013 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 2.0 |
| 2016 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 3.0 |
| 2017 | 8 | 7 | .875 | 5.9 |
| 2018 | 8 | 7 | .875 | 5.1 |
| 2019 | 12 | 11 | .917 | 5.5 |
| 2020 | 16 | 10 | .625 | 7.1 |
| 2021 | 13 | 10 | .769 | 4.3 |
| 2022 | 13 | 11 | .846 | 2.0 |
| 2023 | 13 | 12 | .923 | 2.5 |
| 2024 | 26 | 13 | .500 | 3.4 |
| 2025 | 48 | 31 | .646 | 3.5 |
| 2026 | 56 | 33 | .589 | 4.2 |
| Career | 219 | 151 | .689 | 4.1 |
