New Nobel Prize
Steven Cheung, President Trump’s communications director, deserves his own special “Nobel Prize For Toadyism”. His assertion that awarding the Peace Prize to anyone but Dear Leader Donald J. Trump amounted to “politics over peace” is as dumb a comment as has ever been uttered by anyone in the Trump administration…and that’s a high bar to vault!
Yet it was his pious squawk that Trump “has the heart of a humanitarian” that had us convulsed with laughter, until of course we quickly remembered the misery and suffering that Trump has uncaringly brought to American families and to those who yearn to become Americans. There’s nothing funny about that!
In any case, Steven Cheung needs to find himself some self-respect…and a really good proctologist!
| Year | Letters | Published | Avg. | Avg. Wait Time (Days) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 3.0 |
| 2011 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 5.0 |
| 2012 | 2 | 2 | 1.000 | 5.5 |
| 2013 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 2.0 |
| 2016 | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 3.0 |
| 2017 | 8 | 7 | .875 | 5.9 |
| 2018 | 8 | 7 | .875 | 5.1 |
| 2019 | 12 | 11 | .917 | 5.5 |
| 2020 | 16 | 10 | .625 | 7.1 |
| 2021 | 13 | 10 | .769 | 4.3 |
| 2022 | 13 | 11 | .846 | 2.0 |
| 2023 | 13 | 12 | .923 | 2.5 |
| 2024 | 26 | 13 | .500 | 3.4 |
| 2025 | 48 | 31 | .646 | 3.5 |
| 2026 | 47 | 26 | .553 | 4.3 |
| Career | 210 | 144 | .686 | 4.1 |
2 more needed for induction.