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Trump's Speech Tonight (original)

Pub: Rome Sentinel July 18, 2026 Published Wait: 2 Days
Hometown: Utica, NY Writes: Lefty/Southpaw
Tags: Dear Leader · ICE

So, Donald J. Trump will be lying tonight on national TV about the 2020 election…6 years later! By the time this letter is printed, we’ll know what he said. Yet we read today that NOW the Republicans are “scared shitless” about what he’s going to say!

NOW, after ten years of knowing this guy and voting for all his deplorable, corrupt, illegal, self-enriching actions? NOW, after watching him revel in the misery and suffering he’s caused for non-white Americans? NOW, after watching his ICE private militia murder four Americans in cold blood? NOW, after saving him TWICE from impeachment?? NOW they’re scared?? Of course, they’re scared because he might hurt their re-election chances…that’s all they care about!

We hope he gives the craziest, most deranged speech ever tonight! All of these Republican toadies will pay the price in November and he doesn’t care one bit! Well, we should…and we need to vote Democrat this November!

— Jeff and Joan Ganeles, Utica, NY
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